Planet Zorgon
I arrived here a few weeks ago and am only just starting to collect my initial impressions.
A long journey followed by some startling discoveries.
First, imagine my surprise when, upon my arrival, I discovered that the Zorgians speak English! More remarkably, they speak it with an English accent! This has obviously made communication much easier than I ever expected. They are a remarkably friendly people, albeit a little aloof upon occasion.
I say “people.” It is hard to describe how they look. They are multi-colored gelatinous creatures with some hint of an endoskeleton within.
I must say that I have been disappointed in some respects. For a people with such a reputation for wisdom and learning, I have been alarmed by how the majority of them seem to fritter away there time reading Zorgian gossip (Regmy and Zorg Chung are two fatuous female sex symbols that everybody here seems obsessed with) and following the apparently endless Zorgball competition (the rules are too complicated to explain but the current leading teams -in case you are interested – are Flezky Athletic and Zorgville Villa).
However, my hosts – more on them later – have told me where I can find practitioners of Zorga, an ancient martial and spiritual art. I am almost certain that if I am to find the ring of Zorg it shall be with their help…