Spottiswoode Visits the Planet Zorgon

From The SpottMobile Somewhere Beyond The Solar System

Spottiswoode has not only abandoned the United States of America. He has clearly escaped from the entire stratosphere!

We catch up with him on his eco-friendly SpottMobile as he travels through some of the uncharted and exotic nooks and crannies of our unfathomable universe.

Read the EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW… (or read one of his missives)

Examiner: Why are you traveling to the Planet Zorgon?

Spottiswoode: To find the Ring of Zorg.

E: What is the Ring of Zorg???

S: I can’t tell you till I find it.

E: Why are you looking for it?

S: Because it’s the Ring of Zorg.

E: Should we have heard of this ring?

S: Did you hear that?

E: What?

S: A sputtering sound on the starboard side?

E: Oh my God!!!!

Alas, we experienced technical transmission problems at this point. We promise to furnish the rest of this exclusive dialogue when our reporter reestablishes contact.