Sighting 2

Seattle, WA- A Neapolitan with a fake New York accent was seen arguing an umpire’s call at a sports bar in donwtown Seattle on a recent August night.

“He behaved terribly and was extremely disrespectful,” said one witness who only allowed herself to be identified as a lifelong Seattle Mariners fan.

Authorities are wondering if this is the same gentleman who recently outraged a migrant band of Cleveland Indians fans. In July they got very lost and ended up somewhere near Green Bay, Wisconsin. They reported meeting a handsome accordionist of questionable origin who insulted the states of Ohio, Massachussetts and Texas in a single sentence.

“He was frothing at the mouth!” said a frightened man from Charlotte, North Carolina.

Authorities have asked citizens to take special precautionary measures during play-off season. The current threat status is somewhere between Red and Pin Stripes.