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Vatican City – Papal authorities are now convinced that it was indeed John Young, Enemies bass player, who complained about the presence of a slug (see photo) in his caprese salad at a local trattoria.

He was in the company of a “supicious-looking” curly-haired friend. This might possibly have been Professor Spencer Moriarty, the notorious financier of the gang.

The pair left the restaurant shortly after the incident with “broad smiles on their faces.” An English tourist, Nigel Bloggs, observed the entire altercation. “Seemed like perfectly normal people to me,” he said at a press conference.

In an important gesture of transparency, Pope Benedict’s Vatican staff subsequently made the following pronouncement:

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